Fitzgerald was a cyber hacker
He could have been anything – even a linebacker
But all his mates just called him a slacker
One day Fitz decided to take revenge on his friends
He sent them an email entitled ‘Free Mercedes Benz!’
It took them a while to truly comprehend…
For within that email was a piece of malware
All of Fitz’s friends promptly fell out of their chair
“He’s only gone and got us with Ransomware!”
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